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FOR NEW MEMBERS TO REGISTER:
You must pass a test on basic alchemy knowledge before you can join. Send email to
this address:
TEST(at.)Alchemy-Illuminated.com
and use the word "TEST" for the subject heading.
PLEASE DO NOT send me an email begging to join the forum. And PLEASE DO NOT register a user name until you have passed the test. Your user name will not be activated until I activate it, so all those people who register themselves every day without passing the test first are automatically removed. Also there is a $5 fee for taking the test to join this forum. Use the donation button above, or the "Buy Now" button further down the page. If you want to join this forum, then you have to show you actually care about this forum enough to shell out a few bucks. The fee allows you 5 chances to take 5 different versions of the test, some easier than others. If you don't think this forum and the website
Alchemy-Illuminated.com
are worth $5, then you don't belong on this forum. Most people who donate to this forum and to the website give $20 on average, some even give $50 or $100. Those are the people who really understand the reality of how wonderful this place is. It was created by me, and it is continuously built upon to become more beautiful every day by the members who contribute their wealth of knowledge and laboratory experience to this awesome place. It is our creation, and it belongs to us alone, so don't assume just because its on the internet, that you somehow are entitled to join our creation for free.
Don't bother with sending your hate mail about how wrong you think it is to make people pay a fee just to take the test, even when they might fail. The reason I charge the fee for taking the test instead of for joining the forum when you pass the test, is because if you are desiring to become part of this forum, then you must have read through some of it already, and you must agree that its worth something. And since you refuse to donate out of the goodness of your heart, I have to force you to donate that money. If you fail the test 5 times and you can't join the forum, that doesn't mean you don't get anything for your money. You still get to view this forum and the Alchemy-Illuminated.com website for free. I could have made it so you have to be a member to even view these websites.
You can criticize this system all you want, but the fact is, this system keeps out the ungrateful and the hateful people. You should have seen the kind of emails I would get from people before I had this notice posted here about the fee. They responded by showing their true ugly colors, and puked up hatred all over the keyboard, as they typed in a fit of rage, so angry that I was going to make them pay a membership fee.
So many other people happily donate money because they are so grateful with what they have learned here, and yet somehow people have the audacity to hate me for making them pay a few bucks to be part of something as awesome as this.
And if you think paying 5 bucks to take the test is bad, I should also let you know that each member is required to pay a monthly membership fee of 5 dollars. This allows me to see who is paying attention and still cares about the forum. If someone joins, and then doesn't contribute to the forum or interact with the other members by responding to their posts, they probably won't want to pay the membership fee, and they will be deleted from the forum. So this helps to remove the "dead weight" from the forum.
This isn't some hole in the wall, back alley forum like so many other alchemy message boards you find on the web. We are actually making the Elixir of Life here, while people in those other forums only dream about it, or pretend to have already made it; that's why they are always accusing everyone else of being a fraud. This is the place people come to when they are sick of all the nonsense and negativity that's jammed packed into all the other alchemy forums. They come here so they can actually learn real alchemy, and the correct paths to the Stone, and that's why this place is called "The Lost Academy". Each member here is a student of the Art, and you can see in the way they compose their messages just how much respect they have for Alchemy, and how they all consider themselves to still be students, regardless of how much success they've had.
Some people call me the teacher, but I am also just a student, constantly learning all I can from experience in the lab, and from what others have to teach, because each person who shares their knowledge about alchemy and the results of their experiments is a teacher for that moment.
MEMBERSHIP FEES
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Here we discuss practical laboratory alchemy processes. Only REAL alchemy can be discussed here. There will be absolutely NO posting about ORMES or ORMUS, monatomic gold, "white powder gold", or Barry Carter and David Hudson.
Here we discuss supernatural events and spirit contact, communication, and manifestation/materialization of solid spirits. Abilities we have obtained from the use of our elixirs are discussed, as well as those events which happened before we even knew about alchemy.
This place is for the discussion of events, its not a philosophy forum.
Once the Elixir is taken for a long enough period of time, you will be able to astral project very easily. This a place to discuss the astral journey's we are now able to take thanks to our Elixir.
Here we discuss practical laboratory alchemy processes. Only REAL alchemy can be discussed here. There will be absolutely NO posting about ORMES or ORMUS, monatomic gold, "white powder gold", or Barry Carter and David Hudson.
Here we discuss supernatural events and spirit contact, communication, and manifestation/materialization of solid spirits. Abilities we have obtained from the use of our elixirs are discussed, as well as those events which happened before we even knew about alchemy. 
Once the Elixir is taken for a long enough period of time, you will be able to astral project very easily. This a place to discuss the astral journey's we are now able to take thanks to our Elixir.
For posting about the physical health benefits we have received from using the Elixir of Life.
