The Lost Academy

This forum is not designed for beginners in the art of alchemy, which is why the test is required to join, so the message boards don't get cluttered with amateur questions, like how to make a water bath, or what the degrees of fire are, etc.

   The main purpose of this message board is to provide a place to openly share advice and techniques about the processes presented on my website Alchemy-Illuminated.com and in my books.

    The beauty you will find here is unparalleled by any other alchemy forum on the web. By immediately removing anyone who is negative, this forum has managed to develop into a sanctuary of bountiful knowledge and human experience in the Great Art of alchemy. People share more information and photos here than anywhere else, because they form strong bonds and friendships through trail and error, and sharing in the joy of accomplishment and achievement in challenging alchemical work together. Together we strive to improve ourselves, both inside and out, through the use of this Holy Art. Truly, you will fall in love with alchemy once you have embarked upon this wonderful adventure with us, and your life will never be the same. So we all welcome you, with open hearts and a wealth of powerful knowledge. Pour yourself a cup of coffee, find a comfortable chair, and begin your journey.

   What sets this forum apart from any other on the web is how we make the true Elixir of Life, and don't argue about theories and philosophies like what is so common on all the other forums.

     If you have any respect for yourself, you will stay away from forums that are home to such negative people, who probably never even smile. And if you were unfortunate enough to have already been a member of one of those forums, you will find this one a wonderfully refreshing change of pace, into a positive and constructive atmosphere, and away from the negative and destructive hell-hole you thought all alchemy forums were doomed to become.

   I simply don't allow down-beat, pessimistic people to remain here because I'm a happy person with a colossal size heart, which is readily apparent when you see my website,, books, artwork, videos, and hear my music (watch the video further down the page). Anyone who has seen all my work can plainly see that I'm a 100% genuinely good guy.

    I'm a person who has done nothing but selflessly help tons of people learn REAL alchemy and make the TRUE elixir of life through one on one personal email sessions, as well as responding to questions on this forum, taking a huge chunk of time out of my day to answer their every question.



Before joining our forum, it's imperative that you download the rules and agree with them 100%. If you are not of like mind, then do NOT join our forum.

Basically, there are just 5 simple rules:

1. Do not post about monatomic elements, ORMUS, etc. David Hudson was a fake, and there is no such thing as "orbitally rearranged montaomic atoms". He claimed that when you dissolve a metal down to just a single atom, it becomes deformed and orbitally rearranged, and acquires all sorts of magical properties, like room temperature superconduction, levitation, and even invisibility! Modern scientists work with single atoms of the platinum group metals everyday in nano-technology research, and there is nothing special about them. He wasn't able to get a US patent because other chemists were unable to verify his claims. He was a once wealthy farmer who had land that was no longer usable for growing crops, so in a last ditch effort to try and remain rich, he tried to sell the minerals in the soil as magical "ORMES" or ORMUS to all the new-age hippies looking for an instant enlightenment pill. It's a disgrace to alchemy, and David Hudson was the modern equivalent to apothecary drug stores of medieval times, which sold fake alchemy elixirs to an easy to fool public.

2. Do not post theoretical alchemy processes that you haven't done yourself and photographed. If you are going to present a process that is not in my book or on the website, you must provide photos of each step and show it finished to completion. If you leave some important piece out (like a secret solvent) then your entire post will be deleted without warning.

3. Do not post anything about transmutation of metals. A single gram of our stone of the 5th order is able to produce 16 billion dollars US in gold. And the stone can also be made from iridium and even rarer metals.

4. Do not use slang curse words or bad language in general, even if it's just a joke.

5. Use only English to post your messages. If you do not write in English very well, then simply use a translator program.

Failure to follow these simple rules will result in your removal from this forum, and a ban on your computer's unique MAC address so you won't even be able to view this website.

    The only kind of people allowed on this forum are the friendly kind; the more friendly the better. And if you show us your photo, then that's even better. This is a place of peace and happiness because we are enjoying the fruit of our labor, having searched so long for the true Elixir of Life and now we've finnally obtained it. So if you are one of the people from another forum who loves to start arguments and debates, we don't want you here. Anyone who starts a fight here is instantly removed.